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It's Actually The One I Use Myself

from ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL by JOHN MOORE

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It’s Actually The One I Use Myself

This is not an advert, nor is it a trick
I’m just trying to spread the word, and what I know is this
I’m not an actor, I reached up for the shelf
And this is actually the one that I use myself

In tests it’s been proven to out perform all other brands
There’s only one thing that will give you honest hands
I was a sinner until I found the shelf
And this is actually the one that I use myself

There’s no need to trust me, but look into this face
I am a survivor of this human race
I was down but now I’m up on the roof
And it’s the one I use myself it’s called the truth

It’s there when you need it you don’t have to feed it
You don’t have to clean it you just have to mean it always That’s all

Eight out of ten cats said they preferred it
And they had no reason to lie
It comes with a no questions money back guarantee
If you’re not satisfied
And if for whatever reason it catches fire in your hand
Just return the unused portion

The truth cleans harder and deeper and longer and won’t leave Embarrassing stains
It cuts right through to the heart of the matter
And it Doesn’t block up the drains
It un-tangles and cleanses it un-fogs your lenses
Makes the Old better than new
It’s the one I use myself, I offer it to you

I wasn’t always this way, I messed with inferior brands
I broke up everything before I got honest hands
I was a blind man until I found the shelf
And this is actually the one that I use myself

It won’t make you tall or hung like a horse
It could make you bitter and filled with remorse, of course
It won’t whiten your teeth, tone up your thighs
Tighten your tush, but it might make you wise, make you wise

So friends let me recommend it, won’t you hear my song?
Before this special offer ends – before we’re moved along
I was a liar, but now I’m the proof
It’s the one I use myself, it’s called the truth
It’s the one I use myself, it’s called the truth
It’s the one I use myself, it’s called, it’s called the truth

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from ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL, released June 3, 2022
Written, performed, produced and mixed by John Moore
© 2021 John Moore
℗2021 The Germ Organization
Drums and percussion - Brian Young

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